PHU DICTIONARY

The following is the Official Phu Dictionary that we use at work to interpret the statements of our coworker Mr. Phu. It will be updated as new words or phrases are discovered and interpreted.

What Simon Said / What Simon Meant
Afford / Effort
Ahfugdashit / Oh f*** that s***
Air French / Air France
Appendacies / Attendants Seats
Astrology / Strategy
Believe me or not / Believe it or not
Bladder / Brother
Chepple 7 / Triple 7
Chuwelve / Twelve
Copy sicks kamaw / Copy six come out (print outs)
Corporation / Cooperation
Correcting I'm wrong / Correct me if I am wrong
Cosco / Cost Code
Crap / Crab
Doan fugget / Don’t forget
Dow / Doubt
Ems pannehs / ELMS Panels
Enganeer Dwa / Engineering Drawing
For your inform / For your information
Fun Madda / Front Matter
Ground Note / Flag Note
How much bladder you have? / How many brothers do you have?
In a perfect world / In the future
Infor / Info:
Inform / Information
Insorted / Insulted
IPSEX / IPSEC
Jor Kriskey / George Kliskey
Graf the bowl / Drop the ball
Lady and gentlemens / Ladies and Gentlemen
Lock in, lock out / Log off, log back on
Long timesago / A long time ago
Patient / Patience
Prosheja / Procedure
Put in a size / Put it aside
Resort / Resolve
Result / Resolved
Ricebowl / Girlfriend
Scwimp / Screen print
Shenaryo / Scenario
Shue / Show
Shine / Shy
Simpafy / Simplify
Simpafied / Simplified
SP Zoo / SPC2
Whadat means? / What does that mean?